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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?","punchline":"Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.","id":351}

{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}

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{"type":"general","setup":"Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?","punchline":"Because then it'd be a foot!","id":308}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why do bears have hairy coats?","punchline":"Fur protection.","id":341}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?","punchline":"Because he is 2 square.","id":337}

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