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Peruna is the official mascot and fight song of the Southern Methodist University (SMU) Mustangs, named after Peruna, a popular patent medicine. The name \"Peruna\" is given to each successive live mascot. The mascot debuted in 1932, and since then a black Shetland pony, Peruna, has been present at every SMU home football game except for one.\nThe costumed mascot is also referred to as \"Peruna.\" Peruna was selected the #10 Best College Mascot by America's Best and Top Ten in 2009.
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