{"type":"standard","title":"Temple Balsall","displaytitle":"Temple Balsall","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7698438","titles":{"canonical":"Temple_Balsall","normalized":"Temple Balsall","display":"Temple Balsall"},"pageid":3350933,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d2/Temple_Balsall_Church.jpg/330px-Temple_Balsall_Church.jpg","width":320,"height":427},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d2/Temple_Balsall_Church.jpg","width":1200,"height":1600},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1279796361","tid":"c233bc01-fdcf-11ef-98db-0c4218044d50","timestamp":"2025-03-10T16:50:23Z","description":"Hamlet in West Midlands, England","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":52.382,"lon":-1.697},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_Balsall","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_Balsall?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_Balsall?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Temple_Balsall"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_Balsall","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Temple_Balsall","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_Balsall?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Temple_Balsall"}},"extract":"Temple Balsall is a village in the civil parish of Balsall, in the Metropolitan Borough of Solihull in the English West Midlands, situated between the large villages of Knowle and Balsall Common. It was formerly in Warwickshire and is on a notoriously bad series of bends on the B4101 Kenilworth Road.","extract_html":"
Temple Balsall is a village in the civil parish of Balsall, in the Metropolitan Borough of Solihull in the English West Midlands, situated between the large villages of Knowle and Balsall Common. It was formerly in Warwickshire and is on a notoriously bad series of bends on the B4101 Kenilworth Road.
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