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Bag of the Collector is a 1979 Soviet detective film directed by Augusto Baltrušaitis.
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Minnie is the fifth studio album by American R&B/jazz singer Minnie Riperton. This was her first album for Capitol Records.\nWith a new record deal under her belt and a guarantee from the label of priority marketing and promotion, Minnie went right to work on what would be her final album. With husband Richard Rudolph, Keni St. Lewis, Gene Dozier, Randy Waldman, Marlo Henderson and Bill Thedford contributing songs, the album served as Minnie’s final statement to the music world and fans, as she died of cancer two months after its release.
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